On Sunday little Johnny went for a bath with his dad. The ground was slippery. So the poor boy, to avoid being knocked down, grabbed his father’s penis. His father smiled and told him: “Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!” This joke is included in the Black … Read more
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, “Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?” “Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose. “ “Wow, what does it look like after sex?” “Well, son, have … Read more
Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won’t wear my shoes out so fast. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. “I’ll bet you’re back there to get … Read more
A boy had just gotten his driving permit, so he asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, and get your haircut, then we will talk … Read more
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon. The family goes back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and … Read more
Johnny comes back home from school and tells his father, “Dad, tomorrow you are invited to a special parent meetings at school. “ “How much special?” “Well, just me, you, the director and two police officers. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Deer Hunter, a sportsman, and father of 3 sons, was anxious to share his latest kill with his family for Sunday dinner. He didn’t want his sons to refuse tasting the delicious venison, so he sat the boys down to dinner without telling them what the meat was they were about to eat. “Oh come … Read more
A young attorney who had taken over his father’s practice rushed home elated one night. “Dad, listen, “he shouted, “I’ve finally settled that old McKinney suit. “ “Settled it!” cried his astonished father. “Why, you idiot! We have been living off of that money for five years!” This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other up. The brown-haired kid said, “My father is way better than yours. “ The blond came back, “Maybe, but my mother is better than yours. “ “That’s what my father says. “ This joke is included in … Read more