A kid came home from school and asked his dad, “Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?” “Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose. “ “Wow, what does it look like after sex?” “Well, son, have … Read more
Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won’t wear my shoes out so fast. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Once there was a little boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, “Mommy, I have to piss. “ The mother said, “Son, don’t say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, ‘whisper’ because it is more polite. “ The next Sunday, the little boy … Read more
After Graduating from High School, David moves away from home to study at University. One of his letters home reads: Dear Father, University i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can … Read more
Johnny comes back home from school and tells his father, “Dad, tomorrow you are invited to a special parent meetings at school. “ “How much special?” “Well, just me, you, the director and two police officers. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Johnny’s father: “Let me see your report card. “ Johnny: “I don’t have it. “ Johnny’s father: “Why not?” Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Deer Hunter, a sportsman, and father of 3 sons, was anxious to share his latest kill with his family for Sunday dinner. He didn’t want his sons to refuse tasting the delicious venison, so he sat the boys down to dinner without telling them what the meat was they were about to eat. “Oh come … Read more
“Doctors son: “Well, dad, now that I am setting up my own practice, give me some guidelines of success. “ Doctor father: “Always, write your prescriptions illegibly and your bills legibly. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young attorney who had taken over his father’s practice rushed home elated one night. “Dad, listen, “he shouted, “I’ve finally settled that old McKinney suit. “ “Settled it!” cried his astonished father. “Why, you idiot! We have been living off of that money for five years!” This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
An elderly Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. “Yes Dad, what is it?” “Don’t be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it … Read more