One company owner asks another: “Tell me, Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the mornings?” Bill replies: “Easy. 30 employees and 20 parking spaces. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“My son had to give up his career because of fallen arches. “ “He’s an athlete?” “No—an architect. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, “I don’t know; I can’t see. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A group of tourists visit Niagara Falls and are accompanied by a guide. The guide says: “I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world’s largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high that the sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard! Now, may I … Read more
From unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue:”I am fucking bored!” Ground Traffic Control:”Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!” Unknown aircraft:”I said I was fucking bored, not fucking stupid!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“It’s a boy, “Marvin shouted, as tears began to roll down his cheeks. “I can’t believe it, it really is a boy. “ That’s when Marvin swore never to return to Thailand. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in an ice cream van just down the road. He rushes to the scene where he discovers a man’s body, with chocolate flakes up each nostril, raspberry sauce all over … Read more
A man rubbed a bottle and a genie came out, “OK the genie said what’s your wish” The man said “I want all ladies to love me”, and he turned into a bar of chocolate. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A Hollywood hostess, giving instructions to a new maid just before a party, cautioned: “Now remember, Marie, when you serve my guests, don’t wear any jewelry. “ “I haven’t anything valuable, madam, “answered the maid. “But thanks for the warning just the same. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms. We have some for 75 cents a piece. The man asks for two. The pharmacist calculates the total and says, “That will be $1. 58 with tax, sir. “ The pollock says, “Oh, these come with tacks? I was wondering how … Read more