Two sperm are in the body looking for the egg when one of them starts to wonder why it is taking so long. “How much time do we need to reach the womb?” The second one answered “Too much time left… We are in the stomach now. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms. The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5. 00 with the tax.’ ‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims. ‘I thought you rolled them on!’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
While making love, he says: “Darling, let’s do 68!” “Sixty-eight? What’s that?” “You do it to me and I’ll owe you one. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two hookers standing on a street corner started discussing business. One of the hookers said, “Gonna be a good night, I can smell cock in the air. “ The other hooker looked at her and said, “Sorry No, I just burped. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A woman goes into a noisy launderette and asks the assistant to do a service wash. ‘What?!’ shouts the assistant. ‘Come again?!’ ‘No!’ shouts back the woman. ‘This time it’s mustard!’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Man to woman: ‘Tell me, after having sex do you ever smoke?’ Woman: ‘I’ve never looked.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping. “ To the Scotsman he said, “You’re in charge of shoveling. “ And to the Chinese guy, “You’re in charge of supplies. … Read more
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley’s head. “How do you like it?” asked the barber. “Seems quite fine, “said the redneck. “but how ’bout making it a little longer in the back?” This joke is included in the … Read more
Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.