Little Johnny was playing in his yard when his next door neighbor drove by pulling a trailer. He asked what the neighbor had in the trailer. “Manure, “the neighbor replied. “What are you going to do with it?” asked Little Johnny “Put it on my strawberries, “answered the farmer. Little Johnny replied, “You ought to … Read more
There were three women who always hung their laundry out in the backyard. Two of the women noticed Lucy never had her laundry out on days that it rained. One day, they were all out in the backyard putting their clothes on the line when one of the women said to Lucy, “How come when … Read more
A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down, etc. A mathematician comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds to remove the pole from the ground … Read more
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world. “ The woman says, “I’ll miss you. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Billy: “What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots! !” Drew: “Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo? Miss Wilson: In two minutes Malcolm. Do your alphabet first. Malcolm: Ok Miss Wilson. abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz. Miss Wilson: Very good, Malcolm, but where’s the p? Malcolm: Miss, it’s running down my leg! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Two blonds were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying and headed home. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all times. The engineer chose fire, which gave humanity power over matter. The physicist chose the wheel, which gave humanity the power over space. The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols. The mystic chose … Read more
An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home. They undressed and were about to screw, The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition. “I should tell you, I have acute angina, “she said. The man replied, “That’s very good because you have the ugliest breasts … Read more