The bean soup Mike ordered was mostly water. He decided to tell the waitress. “This soup is awful, “Sam said. “I know, “she said. “I don’t like bean soup either. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Ms. Battle: Henry, I hope I didn’t see you copying Casey’s math test. Henry: I hope you didn’t either. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17. “ The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many … Read more
Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said, “I have to go change. I’ll be back in a minute. “ Five minutes later, the female egg walked out in a slinky “egg”lige, rubbing her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body. Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the … Read more
Customer: “Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?” Waiter: “Can’t you tell the difference by taste?” Customer: “No, I can’t. “ Waiter: “Then does it really matter?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two girls take a walk on a hot summer day. They see an old lady sitting in front of her house eating watermelon. They notice she isn’t wearing any panties. “Is it cooler without panties?” they ask. She says, “I don’t know if it’s cooler, but it sure keeps the flies off the watermelon. “ … Read more
A magician comes to a seniors’ home for entertainment in the afternoon: “Aaaaand? Is everybody heeere?” Seniors, enthusiastically, “Yeaaaah!” Magician, winking, “But not for looooong… !” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
First woman in space: “Houston, we have a problem!” “What is the problem?” “Yeah, great, pretend like you don’t know what I’m talking about!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A very fat woman comes into a store and tells the clerk, “I would like to see a bikini that fits me. “ Clerk, “Me too… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Four members of the clergy had a theological argument, with the three male ministers siding against the female minister. The woman prayed, “Lord, I know I’m right. Please send us a divine sign to prove it. “ A big storm cloud materialized and there was a clap of thunder. “See, “said the woman. “It’s a … Read more