A produce farmer walks into a bar carrying a box of some of his freshly harvested vegetables and orders a beer. “Keep an eye on that farmer, “the bartender tells a waitress. “You won’t want to miss it when he starts dancing. He’s incredible. ““How will I know when he’s going to dance?” the waitress … Read more
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him, and during her questions about his life she asked him what he did about sex. “What’s that?” he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, “Oh, Tarzan uses a hole in the trunk of a tree!” Horrified, … Read more
Judge: “Silence in court! The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of court. “ Accused: “Hahahaha!” Judge: “I wasn’t talking to you!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“You seem to be in some distress, “said the kindly judge to the witness. “Is anything the matter?’ “Well, your Honor, “said the witness, “I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A lady says to the psychiatrist, “I think I might be a nymphomaniac. “ He says, “I’ll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour. “ She says, “How much for all night?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Two farmers are walking down a road when suddenly they’re passed by a headless biker. Weird, but – well. They continue down the road. After a while they are passed by a headless bicyclist. They looked at each other – Hm. Strange. They walk on for a bit when one says to the other, “Joe, … Read more
At a disco: He: “Wow, what’s a cute girl like you doing in a corner all alone?” She: “I had to fart. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two students talk: “What are you reading?” “Quantum physics theory book. “ “But why are you reading it upside-down?” “It makes no difference anyway. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Interviewer: “So, tell me about yourself. “ Candidate: “I’d rather not. I kinda want his job. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
On a train: “Madam, could you please tell your son to stop imitating me, it’s very annoying!” “I’m so sorry… Harry! Stop acting stupid!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.