The doorbell rang and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front door. “Lady, “he announced, “I’m the piano tuner. “ The lady exclaimed, “Why, I didn’t send for a piano tuner. “ The man replied, “I know, but your neighbors did. “ This joke is included in … Read more
A man entered a barbershop and said: “I am tired of looking like everyone else! I want a change! Part my hair from ear to ear!” “Are you sure?”asked the barber. “Yes!” said the man. The barber did as he was told, and a satisfied customer left the shop. A few hours passed and the … Read more
The missionary arrived in the cannibal village on Saturday, and by Monday night he was history. Looking through his belongings, one of the natives found a magazine and without missing a beat began tearing out pictures of people and popping them in his mouth. Seeing what he was doing, a friend asked, “So…how’s the dehydrated … Read more
A man traveling through the country stopped at a small roadside fruit stand and bought some apples. When he mentioned they were awfully small, the farmer replied, “Yup” The man took a bite of one of the apples and exclaimed, “Not very flavorful, either. “ “That’s right, “said the farmer. “Lucky they’re small, ain’t it?” … Read more
Tony was a pianist and was practicing late one night. There was a tap on the door, when he opened it his landlord was standing outside the door. He asked; “do you know there is a sick lady upstairs?” Tony answered, “no, I haven’t heard that song. Can you please hum it a little?” This … Read more
A man walks into a barber shop and asks, “How much for a haircut?” The barber said, “$12. 50. “ The man asks, “And how much for a shave?” The barber said, “$1. 50. “ The man then says, “Go ahead, shave it all!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
“Have you been to Rome?” “Yes” “Did you visit The Coliseum?” “Yes” “And ?” “It will be splendid when it is finished” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Hello, Ginger!” Her brother called cheerily to his sister. “Don’t call me Ginger!” she snapped furiously. “My hair is the color of gold. “ “Yeah, “he replied with a jeer, “twenty-two carrots!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young man was trying to park his car between two others. He put it in reverse, and bang – right into the car behind him. He then went forward and bang- right into the car in front. A young woman watching the maneuver couldn’t contain herself. “Do you always park by ear?” she asked. … Read more
The census taker knocked on Miss Gibson’s door. She answered all his questions except one. She refused to tell him her age. “But everybody tells their age to the census taker, “the man said. “Did Miss Mary Hill and Miss Patty Hill tell you their ages?” “Certainly. “Well, I’m the same age as they are, … Read more