John asks: Why are you drinking so much? Joe says: Because I donated my body to science, and I am preserving it until they are ready to use it. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man went camping in a state park. Before leaving his car to go hiking he left a note on the dashboard saying, “The stereo is broken. “ He did this to deter thieves from breaking into his older model car. When returning from his hike the man noticed his car window was broken and … Read more
“Can I have a cigarette?” Jill asked. “I thought you quit smoking, “Mary said “I’m in the process of quitting, “Jill said. “Right now I am in the middle of phase one. “ “What’s phase one?” Mary asked. “I’ve quit buying, “Jill replied. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A woman was getting swamped with calls from strangers. A billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical to hers. When she called to complain, she was told to get a new number. “I’ve had mine for twenty years, “she pleaded. “Couldn’t you change yours?” The company refused, so she said, “Fine. From … Read more
Old Jacob Miles, raging hypochondriac, was convinced that the pain on his left side was appendicitis. Mrs. Miles explained that the appendix is on the right side. “So, aha! THAT’s why it hurts so much. “said Jacob. “My appendix is on the wrong side!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Rob patiently waited at the customer service desk for his turn. He had come back to return a pair of jeans that were too tight. “Is something wrong with them?” the teenage clerk asked him. “Yes, “Rob replied. “They hurt my feelings. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
The young man comes running into the store and says to his buddy, “Tommy, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot! ‘ Tommy reacts, “Did you see who it was?” The young man answers, “No, I couldn’t tell… but I did get his license plate number!” This joke is included in the … Read more
Three visitors to London climb up the tower that houses Big Ben and decide to have a contest. They’re going to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch the watches before they hit the ground. The first tourist throws his watch, takes three steps and hears his watch … Read more
Auntie Madeline bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a mile, the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. “Oh, Maddie, “said her friend, “you’ve lost your engine!” “Never mind, dear, “said auntie. “I’ve got … Read more
There were two young men from the South who loved to fish and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They’d heard about it up in Canada, so they took off up there. The lake was frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all … Read more