A lawyer was asked if he likes to become a Jehovah’s Witness. He declined, as he hadn’t seen the accident, but replied that he would still be interested in taking the case. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?” “I’m taking her to the bulls so she would get impregnated, “answers Johnny. The mayor is shocked, “Surely your father had better be doing that?” Little Johnny thinks about it for … Read more
Innkeeper: “The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own bed. “ Guest: “I’ll make my own bed. “ Innkeeper: “Good. I’ll get you some nails and wood. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” He answered, “No. “ The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was “Why?” The lawyer answered it anyway: “Never got caught. “ This joke is included in … Read more
Three men were using the urinals in a public restroom in DC. The first man finished relieving himself, zipped up, strolled to the sinks and proceeded to wash his hands, using plenty of soap and water and doing a splendidly thorough job. As he was drying his hands (with lots of paper towels), he loftily … Read more
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, “I’m Eddie, I’m here to pick up Betty. We’re going for spaghetti, is she ready?” “No. “ The second beau came to the door and said, “I’m Joe, I’m here to … Read more
A talk between blondes Stacy: You know Tracy, sometimes I don’t understand life. Tracy: What do you mean? Stacy: When we were younger, we learnt to talk and to walk. At school, we always have to sit down and shut up… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
“Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. “You have, Your Honor, “the man answered hopefully. “I gave your son violin lessons last winter. “ “Ah, yes, “recalled the judge. “Twenty years!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.