A young lady stops at the gas station to fill up and realizes she has locked her keys inside the car. When going inside to pay, she asks for a hanger to unlock her car. After a few minutes the attendant comes to help. The not so bright lady is moving the hanger, while inside … Read more
During the trade wars of the 18th century, bartering was quite common among seafaring merchants who needed laborers to load and unload their wares at each port. They were willing to trade just about anything to get strong, loyal workers. At one port, the captain of a merchant ship had his eye on a well-built, … Read more
A spiritual leader asked his pupils if they saw a $20 bill and a $100 bill on the floor which one they’d pick up. Nobody answers but finally one guy meekly blurts out, “$100. “ The spiritual leader simply says, “I see. “ After a small pause,one of his pupils asks him, “Which one would … Read more
The dumb girl drove to the shopping mall and found a parking spot which had a sign that read, “1 Hour Only, “ She wanted two hours to shop, so she parked across two spaces. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two people walk into a gas station. The first one says, “These prices are awful. They just keep going higher!” The second replies, “It doesn’t affect me at all. I always put in just $20 worth. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing… Except at a funeral. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two buddies are fishing, but they haven’t caught anything all day. Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him: “Excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?” The other fisherman replies, “If you just go down the stream until the water isn’t salty, there are a ton … Read more
Two friends are discussing the possibility of love. “I thought I was in love three times, “one friend says. “How so?” his friend asks. “Five years ago I deeply cared for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me. “ “And that wasn’t love?” his friend asks. “No, “he replies. “That was an obsession. … Read more
Mike: “I just burned 3000 calories in 20 minutes. “ Lilly: “How?” Mike: “I forgot to take my pizza out of the oven. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.