Pain Please Allow

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to … Read more

Wrong Key

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key … Read more

Narrow Mountain Road

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, “Pig!” The man immediately leans out his window and replies, “Stupid cow!” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the … Read more

Sunday Service

Jessica never went to church. She always promised to go but never did. The pastor was astounded when she suddenly showed up for Sunday service. Thereafter she was there for every Sunday service. Three months later, after a Sunday service, the pastor asked her, “What happened to you? You always dodged church and now it … Read more

Prayed Lord

Four members of the clergy had a theological argument, with the three male ministers siding against the female minister. The woman prayed, “Lord, I know I’m right. Please send us a divine sign to prove it. “ A big storm cloud materialized and there was a clap of thunder. “See, “said the woman. “It’s a … Read more

Place Ben

Ben was on a train and the woman opposite looked at him and said “Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place… “ Ben asked her, “Are you single?” She replied “No, I’m a dentist. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more