Small boy to friend: ‘What would you do if a girl kissed you?’ Friend: ‘I’d kiss her back. What would you do?’ Small boy: ‘I’d kiss her front.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
George is driving down the highway when he spots his friend Jacob standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Jacob is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. George gets out of the car, walks all the … Read more
A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms. The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5. 00 with the tax.’ ‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims. ‘I thought you rolled them on!’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the … Read more
While making love, he says: “Darling, let’s do 68!” “Sixty-eight? What’s that?” “You do it to me and I’ll owe you one. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder. The drunk guy just ignores him. After a while the guy turns to the alien and begins looking him up and down. He notices that the alien has no genitalia. He then asks “You guys … Read more
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gasses here. “ He doesn’t react. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is Carmen. “ “That’s a beautiful name, “he replied. “Is it a family name?” “No, “she replied. “As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents … Read more
A woman goes into a noisy launderette and asks the assistant to do a service wash. ‘What?!’ shouts the assistant. ‘Come again?!’ ‘No!’ shouts back the woman. ‘This time it’s mustard!’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.