A man who was just about to be executed was asked whether he would like to have a last smoke. The man answered, “No thank you, I don’t smoke. I don’t want to get lung cancer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Teo visited the birthplace of the man who invented the toothbrush. He was disappointed. There was no plaque. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two hitmen are walking together deep into a scary woodland. The first hitman says, “I don’t mind admitting I feel a little afraid!” The second hitman replies, “How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, “I’m a walking economy. “ His friend replies, “How’s that?” “It’s like this, my hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression. “ This … Read more
A guy sees a classified ad that says “I will give you a blowjob while singing ‘Take me Home Country Roads at the same time’. “ The guy thinks to himself that it sounds interesting and unbelievable, and so decides to pay her a visit. She lets him in and says that the lights have … Read more
A little monster was learning to play the violin,’ I’m good, aren’t I?’ he asked his big brother. ‘You should be on the radio,’ said his brother. ‘You think I’m that good?’ ‘No, I think you’re terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off ! This joke is included in … Read more
Selling at an auction was halted when the auctioneer announced, “Someone in the room has lost his wallet containing $2,000. He is offering a reward of $500. 00 for its immediate return. “ After a moment of silence, there was a call from the back of the room, “$550. 00!” This joke is included in … Read more
A sign on the wall for the economic use of the company’s copy machine, “Copy & Print in Black & White only, please!” Someone crossed off the word “Black” later on. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Michelle recently got a catalog from a company she wasn’t familiar with. Not wanting to be cheated she sent them a letter saying, “With all the fraud and misrepresentation I don’t know who to trust. Send me the merchandise and if it’s any good I’ll send you a check. “ A week later Michelle got … Read more