Father: Which one do you love more , me or Mommy? Son: I love you both. Father: Very Well , let’s say I went to Japan and Mommy went to France. Which country will you go to? Son: Japan. Father: See, that you love Mommy more than me? Son: No, I just want to visit … Read more
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some good news and some bad news, “God said. Adam looked at God and said, “Well, give me the good news first. “ Smiling, God explained, “I’ve got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you … Read more
Little Mary is at her first wedding. When it’s over, she asks her mother, ‘Why did the lady change her mind?’ ‘What do you mean?’ asks mother. ‘Well,’ replies Mary. ‘She went down the aisle with one man and came back with another.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Two blonds were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying and headed home. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny opens, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, “Little boy is your mother home?” Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, “What do you think?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all times. The engineer chose fire, which gave humanity power over matter. The physicist chose the wheel, which gave humanity the power over space. The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols. The mystic chose … Read more
An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home. They undressed and were about to screw, The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition. “I should tell you, I have acute angina, “she said. The man replied, “That’s very good because you have the ugliest breasts … Read more
A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?” the reporter asked. She simply replied, “No peer pressure. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A grandmother sent her grandson a shirt for his birthday. The only trouble was that he had a size 14 neck and the shirt was size 12. When the grandson sent a thank you note, he wrote, “Dear Grandma. Thanks a lot for the shirt. I’d write more, but I’m all choked up. “ This … Read more
A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. “Now, young man, “asked the dentist, “what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?” “Chocolate, please, “replied the youngster. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more