A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the priest moves closer … Read more
Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, “I have one of these and you don’t. “ The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother. The next day Little Johnny and the girl are playing together again. Once again Little Johnny points … Read more
In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, “Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert. “ A woman standing next to him said, “You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert. “ … Read more
A Microsoft support technician goes to a firing range. He shoots ten bullets at the target 50m away. The supervisors check the target and see that there’s not even a single hit. They shout to him that he missed completely. The technician tells them to recheck, and gets the same answer. The technician then aims … Read more
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. “Owch!” the Chinese man says. “What was that for?” “That was for Pearl Harbor, “the Jewish man says. “But I’m Chinese!” “Chinese, Japanese, what’s the difference?” And the … Read more
A Jewish boy asked his father “Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?” The father replied, “40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab… 5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as … Read more
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it… it is as mine. That long? No, that dead. This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A priest was talking to a group of kids about “being good” and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, “Where do you want to go?” “Heaven! Heaven!” Yelled Little Lisa. “And what do you have to be to get there?” asked the priest. “Dead!” Yelled Little Johnny. This joke is … Read more
Two geeks are talking over lunch. The first guy says, “You wouldn’t believe what happened this morning. A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said ‘Take whatever you want! ‘ … So I took the bike” The second guy says, “Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn’t have … Read more