“Nothing looks good on me anymore, “wailed a customer modeling an outfit in front of the department store’s mirror. “Nonsense, ma’am, “soothed the salesclerk. “That dress says it all. “ “That’s the problem, “the woman replied. “I need a dress that keeps its mouth shut. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
After 8 rounds the boxer comes back in his corner, extremely grinded. The couch says to him: “You should make a decision! You want the champion title or the Nobel for peace… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A drunk falls into one of the fountains in Trafalgar Square. Floundering around, he looks up and sees Nelson standing on his column. ‘Don’t jump!’ he shouts. ‘This is the shallow end!’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man had an idea that could make him rich. After it was perfected he brought it to an inventors’ help group. When asked what his great invention was, he pulled out an apple. The group looked at it and started laughing. The inventor said, “You don’t understand! Taste it. “ A volunteer tried it … Read more
A policeman stops two drunks and asks one, “Where do you live?” “Nowhere”, the first drunk replied. “And where do you live?”, he asks the other. “We’re neighbors. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Waiter, these noodles are a bit crunchy. “ Waiter: “That’s because they’re the chopsticks, sir. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The Australian rugby team is being driven through Dublin. The driver shouts out, ‘And if you look to your left you’ll see we’re going past the biggest pub in the city.’ A voice from the back shouts, ‘Why? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?” Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two women are talking. ‘You know,’ says one. ‘Eighty percent of men think the best way to end an argument is to make love.’ ‘Well,’ says the other. ‘That will certainly revolutionize the game of hockey!’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jimmy said to his friend, ‘can you lend me $100?’ ‘But I only have $50,’ his friend replied. That’s OK, you can always owe me the other $50! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.