General Jokes

Slid Down

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Three women are in a bar, sitting on barstools and boasting about their sex life. The first woman says “I have had sex so many times I could fit one of my fists up there. “ The second one says “I have had sex so many times I can shove two fists up there” The … Read more

Child Support

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George finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman. “Can she cook like I can?” the distraught woman asked. “Not on her best day. “George replied. “Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?” she asked. “No, she’s broke. … Read more

She’s Brought Home

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An undergraduate boy was very attracted to a charming and delightful woman in one of his classes. She was bright, witty, good looking, and very friendly. She also was in a wheelchair because she’d lost both legs in an accident. This proved to be no real barrier, however; this was one formidable woman whether she … Read more

Everybody Stands

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A preacher goes into a bar and says “Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up. “ Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says “My son, don’t you want to go to heaven when you die?” The drunk says “When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking … Read more

Say-Old Habits

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While on a date a woman goes to the bathroom Man: “Uh… wrong way that’s the men’s room” Woman: “Oh my God! this is so embarrassing!” Man: “It’s not a big deal. “ Woman: “I guess not, but you know what they say-old habits die hard. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more

Johnny Grandpa

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Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, “Grandpa, are you going to take that new Viagra?” Grandpa, caught off-guard, looks at him and says, “No Johnny, I will not. “ “But Grandpa, why not?” asks little Johnny. Grandpa replies, “Well Johnny, because there is no sense in putting … Read more