A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer, “he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. “How much will that be?” asks the neutron. “For you?” replies the bartender, “no charge This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A grasshopper hops into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says, “HEY! We have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper looks at the bartender and says, “You have a drink named Harry?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy goes into a bar and orders six shots of tequila and one beer chaser. The bartender lines up six shots and goes to get the beer. When he came back with the beer only moments later, all six shots were gone. The bartender says, “Wow! You sure drank those fast. “ The guy … Read more
One day a man went to a pet store and bought a hundred-legged worm. The sales person told him about this worm. It was not a normal worm. This worm could do anything as a maid. When they were home, the man asked the worm to turn on the T. V. So the worm turned … Read more
A Sign posted in a repair shop : Hourly rate: $100 Hourly rate if you sit and watch: $125 Hourly rate if you sit, watch, and comment: $150 Hourly rate if you sit, watch, comment, and “help”: $200 This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man came back to the dealer from whom he bought a new car. “I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car, “he said. “That’s right, sir, “the salesman answered. “We will replace anything that breaks. “ “Fine, I need a new garage door. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read: “Here lies John Smith, a lawyer and an honest man. “ “How about that!” he exclaimed. “They’ve got three people buried in one grave. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. ‘Come with me’, said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a … Read more
An American was despairingly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. “Thank heaven I’ve met someone, “he cried. “I’ve been lost for the last week. “ “Is there a reward out for you?” asked the Scotsman. “No, “said the American. “Then … Read more
It’s Mike’s first day on the job as a bartender. As he serves a customer a Manhattan, a piece of parsley falls into the drink. “What the hell is that?” the customer asks. “It’s your Manhattan. And there’s Central Park. “he replied. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more