A man is moaning to his mate that he never has any luck with pulling women. His mate tells him he has a chat up line that never fails, no matter how good looking the women are he always ends up in bed with them. “Great, “says his mate, “what is it! ?” “Just walk … Read more
A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seatmate. “I’ve got a great policeman joke. Would you like to hear it?” “I should let you know first that I am a policeman. “ “That’s OK. I’ll tell it to you really slowly!” This joke is included … Read more
A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget. “Wow, “comments the midget. “Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!” Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and continues to pee. Suddenly, the midget pulls up a step ladder right next to the urinal and says, “Listen, … Read more
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to a foreign country as part of the peacekeeping mission. During a briefing on landmines, the captain asked questions. Our intrepid soldier raised his hand and asked, “If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?” “Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 … Read more
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, “That’s not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, … Read more
A spaceman landed on the moon. To his surprise he saw a little shop ahead of him, with the name above it: “Isaac Cohen, BESPOKE TAILORS. “ Curious, he went into the shop. A surprised looking man appeared behind the counter. “Who are you?” he asked. “I’m a spaceman, “replied the spaceman. The man closed … Read more
A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. “Have you had any bites?” asked the second man. “Yes, lots, “replied the first one, “but they were all mosquitoes. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man was strolling along a beach in California. On giving the sand a kick he struck a corked bottle. He bent down, picked it up and removed the cork. Immediately, a Genie came out of the bottle and said to him, “Master, I have been a prisoner in this bottle for a thousand years … Read more
A tourist was watching an Indigenous man sending smoke signals. Everything around him was primitive, except for a latest model fire extinguisher. “What’s the fire extinguisher for?” the tourist wondered. “It’s for erasing the misspellings!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.