Constant Fear
Melvin threw a boomerang a few years ago. He now lives in constant fear. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
General Jokes
State May Appoint
Judge: “Are you defending yourself?” Defendant: “Yes, your Honor. “ Judge: “You know that if you cannot afford it, the State may appoint you a lawyer. “ Defendant: “I know, your Honor, but I don’t want one. I plan to tell the truth. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
John’s Door
Two policemen knocked on John’s door in the evening. They said, “We’ve been getting complaints. “ “You should start doing a better fucking job then. “said John. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Client Let’s
A lawyer is settling accounts with his client. “Let’s do it this way, “he says, “Pay me $5000 now and then $400 a month. “ “Gee, “the client says, “I feel like I’m paying for a car. “ Lawyer replies, “You are! And it’s a nice one too. “ This joke is included in the … Read more
Witness Hesitated
A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them, “instructed the lawyer. The witness hesitated. “But they are unfit for any respectable person to hear, “she protested. “Then, “said the attorney, “just whisper them to the judge. “ This joke is … Read more
Statue Arab
An Arab and a Jew stand in front of a Hitler statue. The Jew spits on the statue. Arab:”Why did you do that?” Jew: “Because he killed half my people. “ The Arab spits on the statue as well. “ Jew: “Why did you do that?” Arab: “Because he didn’t kill the other half. “ … Read more
Shouted Stop – Jewish Guy
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab… After 5 min into the ride the driver noticed a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rushed to the scene. He opened the door and ran out as soon as he did. The Jewish guy rolled down his window … Read more
O’clock Sharp – Father Going
A father, as he was going home, saw his daughter on the porch, kissing a guy goodnight. Disturbed, he turned to the guy. “In our home, young man, we turn off the light at 11 o’clock, sharp!” “Oh, Thank you so much Sir! That’s so convenient! Thanks!” This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
Genie Responds
While walking along a beach, a man finds a lamp and rubs it off. A genie appears and offers to grant the man one wish. The man replies, “What about three?” The genie retorts “Look pal, I’m in a hurry, I’ve been cooped up in that damn lamp for… “ “OK, alright” the guy responds. … Read more