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Some strangers sit at the bar. One guy says, “My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG. “ Another guy asks, “What’s that?” The first guy says, “I am a Single, New Age Guy. “ Another guy says, “My name is Gary, and I am a DINK. “ A lady asks, “What’s that?” He … Read more
Old Farmer Peter was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: “When I’m dead I want you to marry farmer Jones. “ Wife: “No, I can’t marry anyone after you. “ Peter: “But I want you to. “ Wife: “But why?” Peter: “Jones once cheated … Read more
Little Tim, a 5 year old, called 911 and very softly said: “hello”. Officer Pam asked: “Are your parents there?” Little Tim answered: “Yes, their busy”, the police, the fire department are here and they are busy” Officer Pam said : “So son you’re telling me that the police, fire department, and your parents are … Read more
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day. “What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight, “he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his … Read more
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. “I assume, “she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?” “There is, “he replied. “Breakfast. “ This joke is included in … Read more
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your butt is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. “What’s wrong?” he asks. She answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass … Read more
The husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet the wife stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came back to his senses, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through … Read more
Husband: “Shall we try a different position tonight?” Wife: “That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you. “ The husband replied: “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, “Have you ever been married?” “Yes, sir, “said the witness in a low voice. “Once. “ “Whom did you marry?” “Well, a woman. “ The lawyer bellowed angrily, “Of course you married a woman. Have you ever heard of anyone marrying a man?” To … Read more