Beauty Salon
Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: “So, how do I look?” “Well, at least you tried… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Sounds Terrific Love
A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it’s the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation: “Hello? Oh, hi… I’m so glad that … Read more
Sizes Jacob
Jacob, age 87, and Rebecca, age 84, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?” The pharmacist answers “Yes. “ Says … Read more
Elaborate Well
“Doctor, my husband is 300% impotent. “ “I’m not quite sure what you mean. Could you elaborate?” “Well, the first part you can imagine, but he also broke his finger and burned his tongue. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Oral Sex
“Grandpa, do you still have sex with grandma?” “Yes but just oral. “ “What is oral sex?” “I say “Fuck you”, she says “Fuck you too”! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Mine Keeps
Joe: “It is sickening the way my wife keeps talking about her ex husband…” Mitchell: “That’s nothing, mine keeps talking about her next husband. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Garage Rain
A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to … Read more
Math Professor
A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old. One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband. It says: “My dear, now that you are 60 years old, there are some things you no longer do for me. I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old … Read more
Mama Reassures Isabella
As is tradition in Italian families, Isabella spends her wedding night in her family home. Her mother sleeps in the adjacent room in case Isabella has any questions. Mama tells Isabella, “You have a problem, you come and see Mama. “ Later, Isabella’s husband unbuttons his shirt, and Isabella jumps up, runs next door and … Read more
Prepared Eat Days
Man: “What have you prepared to eat today?” Wife: “Nothing. “ Man: “But you did nothing yesterday. “ Wife : “I made it for two days. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.