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A Man from the toilet shouts to his wife : Darling, darling, do you hear me?! ! ! ! What happened, did you run out of toilet paper? No, restart the router, please! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night, and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower. When Tom got into the bathroom, … Read more
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, … Read more
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere, “he pleaded. “Or just a bed, I don’t care where. “ “Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy, “admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to … Read more
A man on a business trip to Las Vegas heard about how good the Las Vegas prostitutes were so on his first night there, he decided he would go out and try his luck. He walked outside his hotel and looked up and down the street and saw an attractive girl standing on the corner. … Read more
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can’t hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning “I”, pointed to his knee meaning “need”, then … Read more
The doorbell rings. A man opens the door and there’s his mother-in-law on the front step. She asks, “Can I stay here for a few days?” The man says, “Sure you can. “and closes the door. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: “Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving … Read more
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, “My Ryan loved to fly, so I’m going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in … Read more
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. After a few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and opened a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that’s when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more