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Two lovers fall on hard times and decide to rob a bank together. The first lover plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second lover in great detail. The robbery begins. The first lover drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to the other lover, “I want … Read more
After a long time two friends met, happy to see each other. One of them, chewing on something big, asked his friend how he was and what was new in his life. After the friend told his story, he asked the same question to the friend who was chewing something. “So, what’s up man?” “It’s … Read more
A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From the inside they heard a Pakistani accent say, “you foreigners come in. Come into my humble shop. “so the married couple walked in. The Pakistani man said … Read more
An ugly, fat, bad woman with two kids enters WalMart, shouting angry at the kids with no reason. The man at the reception says cheerfully to her: “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Cute kids! Are they twins?” The horrible woman stopped shouting, just enough to say, “Hell, they’re not twins… The older is 9 … Read more
In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, “Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on … Read more
A man in a pub hears two overweight ladies behind him speak with an accent. He turns and asks: – Are all of you ladies from Ireland? – Wales, they reply hastily. – Sorry! Are all of you whales from Ireland? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
It was 5:00 in the morning at the U. S. Marine boot camp, well below freezing, and the soldiers were asleep in their barracks. The drill sergeant walks in and bellows, “This is an inspection! I wanna see you’s all formed up outside butt naked NOW!” So, the soldier’s quickly jumped out of bed, naked … Read more
A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha¬¬! That’s not going to help, “she said. “Sure, it does, “he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
My wife told me, “Don’t get upset if someone calls you fat. “ “You’re much bigger than that. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Just been to the gym and there’s a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. It’s good though, it does everything ‘Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.