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One recent Sunday, a young boy arrived at his Sunday school class late. His teacher knew that the boy was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong. The boy replied no, that he was going to go fishing, but that his dad told him that he needed to go to church instead. … Read more
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon. The family goes back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and … Read more
A man is visiting a foreign country but does not speak the language that they speak there. He decides to go to a church service, but the priest is speaking the native language, so the American man just does whatever the man in front of him does. When the man in front of him stands, … Read more
““Daddy, there is a man at the door. He says he is collecting for the nursing home. “ “That’s perfect. Tell him grandpa is coming in a moment. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Son – “Dad what’s the difference between confident and confidential?” Dad – “Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That’s confidential. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Once there was a little boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, “Mommy, I have to piss. “ The mother said, “Son, don’t say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, ‘whisper’ because it is more polite. “ The next Sunday, the little boy … Read more
Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, ‘Is Benjamin Franklin’s picture still on the hundred dollar bill?’ His Father wrote back, ‘Of course it is. Why do you ask?’ Martin answered, ‘Because it’s been so long since I’ve seen one! ‘ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
A man goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids. “ Now his mind … Read more
Johnny comes back home from school and tells his father, “Dad, tomorrow you are invited to a special parent meetings at school. “ “How much special?” “Well, just me, you, the director and two police officers. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first boy said, “My dad can blow smoke rings. “ The second boy said, “My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose. “ The third boy said, “Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt. “ The first and … Read more