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A beautiful princess comes upon a frog in a meadow near her castle. The frog hops into the princess’ lap and says, “My lady, one kiss from you, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I once was, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set-up housekeeping in yon castle … Read more
A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, “A crocodile, a crocodile!” The woman woke up and asked, “Where, where?” A man cried again, “O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench, and a man jumped out of the bushes and flashed them. The first lady had a stroke, the second lady had a stroke, and the third lady’s arm was too short to reach. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, “What is that?” “They’re smart pills, “said the other boy. “Eat them and they’ll make you smarter. “ So he ate them and said, “These taste like crap. “ “See, “said the other boy, “you’re … Read more
A young lawyer was working on a farmer’s case, which asked compensation from the train company because one of they’re trains killed 24 pigs of his. At the High Court, wanting to make impression of the damage amount, the lawyer says: “There were 24 pigs gentlemen! Twice as much than you!” This joke is included … Read more
Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, “Damn, I forgot to feed the dog. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. “I’d like to get the turtle soup, please. “ The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. “Hold the turtle, make it pea!” This joke is included in the … Read more
Kangaroo 911: “What’s your emergency?” Kangaroo: “I can’t find my children” Kangaroo 911: “Did you check your pockets?” Kangaroo: “Oh nevermind. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, “Vietnam, 1969. “ The other points his thumb behind him and says, “Dog crap, 20 feet back. “ This joke is … Read more
“A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?” “No, I drove here. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.