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The matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her. “I’m ashamed to bring this up, “he said, “but the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants, he says, a sample. “ The woman was shocked. “Such a thing you ask a Christian virtuous woman? … Read more
One day a Blonde went to the doctor with a burn on her stomach. The doctor gasped and asked what happened. The Blonde told the doctor she put a lighter against her stomach. The doctor asked her why in the world she would do that. The blond said “I was trying to burn calories. “ … Read more
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, “Mom why have I got these huge three-toed feet?” The mother replies, “Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand. “ “Okay, “said the son. A few minutes … Read more
Two goldfish are in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: “Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor. He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss. “Sir, please calm down, “the manager replied. “It’s dead. It can’t bother you now. “ “The dead one doesn’t bother me. “Bob said. “It’s his pallbearers. “ … Read more
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, “Is this some kind of joke?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. “Look in the lion’s mouth, “the vet told him. “How do I do that?” he asked. “Carefully, “replied the vet. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it… Cop: “Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?” Blonde: “Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65. “ Cop: “Oh miss, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the name of the highway … Read more
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, “Ok old fart, time for you to retire. “ The old rooster replies, “Come on, surely you cannot handle all of these chickens. Look what it has … Read more