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“Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to … Read more
A man who wants to murder his wife goes into a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. “I’m sorry sir, but I can’t give you cyanide just like that. “ Without a word, the man takes out his wife’s photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, “My mistake, I didn’t realize you … Read more
Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad cow disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the McDonald’s farm. “ The other cow replied, “Hell, I ain’t worried, it won’t affect us … Read more
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh, look at the deer tracks. “ The other blonde looks and says “Those aren’t deer tracks, those are wolf tracks. “ “No. Those are deer tracks. “ They kept arguing, and about half an hour later they were both killed by … Read more
Three blondes stranded on a deserted island, and could not think of a way to get off it. One of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp. After dusting it off, the genie came out. “I will grant you each a wish, “he said. “Why not, “thought the blondes. “It’s worth a … Read more
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A blonde wanders into a library and says, ‘Can I have a burger and fries?’ The librarian says, ‘I’m sorry, but this is a library.’ The blonde whispers, ‘Can I have a burger and fries?’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A father notices his young son staring at something on the ground. The father approaches his son and asks what he’s looking at. The boy says that he sees two daddy long legs on top of each other, and asks what they’re doing. Their father replies that the two spiders are having sex. It’s a … Read more
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. “Oh Bunsen, my flame, “the sodium pined. “I melt whenever I see you, “ The Bunsen burner replied, “It’s just a phase you’re going through. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more