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Teacher: Why are you late, John? John: Because of the sign down the road. Teacher: What does sign have to do with you being late? John: The sign said ‘School Ahead, Go Slow! ‘ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. “Here is the situation, “she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and … Read more
On the first day of school, Peter handed his new teacher a note from his mother. The teacher unsealed the note, read it, looked at Peter with a frown, and placed the note inside a desk drawer. “So what did she write?” Peter asked. “It’s a disclaimer, “the teacher said. “A what?” “It says, ‘ … Read more
“What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the school secretary on the first day of registration. “He’s a magician, “said the new boy. “How exciting. What’s his best trick?” “He saws people in half. “ “How impressive! Now, do you have any brothers or sisters?” “Yep… one half brother and two half sisters. “ This joke is … Read more
Two molecules are walking down the street and one starts looking around. The other asks, “What’s wrong?” “I have lost my electron!” “Are you sure?” “I’m positive!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so … Read more
Two entrepreneurs, Jack and John, decided to start a bungee-jumping business south of the border. They went to Casa del Sol, Mexico, built a huge platform, and opened for business. By noon the first day, they both noticed that while everyone was watching, no one was buying tickets. Jack told John to go up and … Read more
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!” The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!” Laughter and applause. A week later, a top manager trained by … Read more
Earl and Bob, both obsessed with baseball, never missed their favorite team’s game. They made a promise to each other, whoever died first, and went to heaven, would come back to earth and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One day, Earl died. Bob waited for him to come back. Finally, Earl … Read more
The engineering students conspired to make fun of the professor, Mr. Wilson. They went up to him and said, “Sir, We have invented a device which can help one see through a solid wall. “ Mr. Wilson asked, “Really? What is that?” One student said, “A hole. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more