Goat Kid Since
“Doctor, doctor, I feel like a goat. “ “How long have you been like this?” “Since I was a kid. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Will’ Yeah
Max is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts, he asks Max what the problem is. “Well, “said Max, “I ran afoul of one of those trick questions women ask. Now I’m in deep … Read more
Unemployment Check
A woman went in to cash a check at a currency exchange The clerk asked her: “What type of check is this?” The lady responded: “An unemployment check. “ The clerk responded: “Oh well; then we will need a work number here for verification”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Eight-Year-Old Kid
An eight-year-old kid says to his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician. “ The dad says, “I am sorry — can’t have it both ways. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Waiter Answered
Ailster recently had dinner at a seafood restaurant. Upon being seated the waiter arrives promptly to take his order. Ailster asked, “Do you have frog legs?” The waiter answered, “No, that’s just the way I walk!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
United States Congress
A tourist parked his car in downtown Washington, D. C. He said to a man standing near the curb, “Listen, I’m going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store?” “What?” the man huffed. “Do you realize that I am a member of the United … Read more
The Second Opinion – Burns Disgusted
Dr. Burns was disgusted when Frank staggered into his office thoroughly inebriated. He looked at him severely. “What happened, Frank? I thought we were going to lick this problem by cutting you down to just two drinks a day. “ Frank dragged a finger across his chest. “Cross my heart, doc, I did as you … Read more
Play Hockey
While giving a physical the doctor noticed that his patient’s shins were covered with dark bruises. “Tell me, “said the doctor, “do you play hockey or soccer?” “Neither, “said the man. “My wife and I play bridge. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Questions Occupation Homemaker
A young woman greeted the census taker. “Good morning, “said the caller, “I’m taking the census and I’d like to ask you a few questions. Occupation?” “Homemaker, “replied the woman. “Husband’s occupation?” “Manufacturer. “ “Children?” “No, “said the woman. “Dresses. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Splendid Exclaimed
A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?” “I don’t have one, “confessed the musician. “In that case, you’ll have to accompany me. “ “Splendid!” exclaimed the musician. “What shall we sing?” This joke is … Read more