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Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered. “ The second said, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in … Read more
Two philosophers were sitting at a restaurant, discussing whether or not there was a difference between misfortune and disaster. “There is most certainly a difference, “said one. “If the cook suddenly died and we couldn’t have our dinner that would be a misfortune, but certainly not a disaster. On the other hand, if a cruise … Read more
In a small town,a homeless man with no relatives had recently passed away. A professional singer was contacted by the priest who asked if she would sing at the funeral. The priest informed her that, since he had no relatives or money, the man would be buried in a paupers grave in the countryside, and … Read more
A Texan is visiting Australia for the first time. He sees a sheep and starts laughing. He says to his Australian guide “Oh, at home in Texas, sheep are twice as big!” He then sees a cow and bursts “Puff, in Texas, our cows are much, much bigger!” The conversation almost dies but then the … Read more
Customer in a waterfront restaurant: “Waiter, these are very small oysters!” Waiter: “Yes sir, they are very small. “ Customer: “Also, they do not appear to be very fresh!” Waiter with a resourceful response: “Then it’s lucky they’re small, ain’t it sir?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Bernie the little camel walks into his parents’ room at 3 a. m. and asks for a glass of water. “Another one?” says his father. “That’s the second glass this month. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The King was walking past a cheering crowd when he spotted a woman holding two babies and surrounded by five pre-teenagers. “Well, “says the King, “You have a handful. Do you have any other children?” “Yes, there are seven more at home” “Your husband deserves a knighthood, “said the King. The mother replied, “He has … Read more
Ralph and Norris went bear hunting in Montana. While Ralph stayed in the cabin, Norris went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him. Norris’ rifle jammed, so he dropped it and started running for the cabin as fast … Read more
A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. He thinks, “I can outrun this guy, “so he floors it and the race is on. The cars are racing down the highway – … Read more
Waiter: And how did you find your steak, sir? Customer: Well, I just pushed aside a bean and there it was! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.