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A 16-year-old boy who works part-time pulls into his parent’s driveway in a Porsche. Naturally, his mom and dad know that there’s no way he earned enough with his after-school job to own such a car. “Where did you get that car?” his mom and dad scream in unison. He calmly tells them, “I bought … Read more
There were two young men from the South who loved to fish and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They’d heard about it up in Canada, so they took off up there. The lake was frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all … Read more
A man arrived at work one morning wearing a good sized diamond ring. One of his co-workers noticed the sparkler and asked about it. The man explained, “My mother-in-law gave me a thousand dollars before she passed away. She said that when she dies, I should buy a beautiful stone. So I did!” This joke … Read more
To celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary, a couple returned to their honeymoon hotel. After retiring to bed, the wife said, “Darling, do you remember how you stroked my hair?” and so he stroked her hair. She reminded him of the way they had cuddled, and so they did. Then, with a sigh, she whispered, “Won’t … Read more
The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple. If you use the short form, the government gets your money. If you use the long form, the tax advisor gets your money. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their thirtieth wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new Mink Coat?” he asks. “Not really, “says Mary. “Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” says John. “No, “she responds. “What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggests. She again rejects his … Read more
There are two girls in a car driving down a steep hill. All of a sudden the driver realizes that the brakes are not working. She tells the passenger that the brakes don’t work and they will soon drive off the side of the cliff, as she can’t stop at all. The passenger then replies, … Read more
Don had just returned from two weeks of vacation. He asked his boss for two more weeks off to get married. “What!” shouted the boss. “I can’t give you more time now. Why didn’t you get married while you were off?” “Are you nuts?” replied Don. “That would have ruined my entire vacation!” This joke … Read more
A hunting party, hopelessly lost in the mountains, blamed their guide for leading them astray. “You told us you were the best guide in Minnesota!” they cried. “I am, “he said, “but I think we’re in Ontario now. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you. “ And the husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.