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Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the floor of her son’s room, a mother finally laid down the law. Each item of clothing she had to pick up would cost her son 25 cents. By the end of the week, he owed her $9. 50. She received the money promptly, along with a 50 … Read more
A man went to buy his wife a new bra but had no idea what size she needed. Sales lady tried to help him. She asked, “Is your wife shaped like a grapefruit?” “No, not a grapefruit. “ “Is she shaped like an orange?” “Um no, not an orange. “ “Is she shaped like an … Read more
Father: “Son, you were adopted. “ Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!” Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. Suspecting the worst, she reaches for an extra pillow and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can, letting her anger and frustration out. Once … Read more
Teacher: “Complete the following sentence, ‘Early to bed and early to rise… ‘“ Student: “… This Man has neither WiFi nor Wife!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angelis to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The … Read more
A teenage boy with spiked hair, nose ring, and baggy clothes was overheard telling a friend, “I don’t really like to dress like this. “ “Then why do you?” asked the friend. “It keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere with them. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. “Ma’am, what do you want with arsenic?” “To kill my husband. “said the woman. “I can’t sell you arsenic to kill a person!” The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is … Read more
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions. “Don’t know how to get there, “the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he heard voices. He looked in his … Read more
A young girl was so nervous about the cruise that immediately after being shown to her cabin, she headed for the bar. Four hours later she bumped into a steward. “Excuse me, “She said hiccupping, “I can’t seem to find my cabin. “ “I’ll be glad to help you, ma’am. What’s the number?” “I am … Read more