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Two cowboys were lost in the desert when they spotted a tree draped in bacon strips. “We’re saved!” shouted one cowboy. But when he ran up to the tree, he was shot multiple times. It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
One cold December day, a French tourist in Scotland stopped at a farm cottage. He told the farmer’s wife he was freezing to death, and was invited to come in and warm himself at the hearth. Once inside the house, he complained of being thirsty. The woman handed him an enormous white crockery mug filled … Read more
Sherlock Holmes was carrying a box of lemons and placed it on Watson’s table. Watson: Where did you get all those lemons? Holmes: A lemon tree, my dear Watson. A lemon tree. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A vacationer telephones a seaside hotel to ask where it was. “It’s only a stone’s throw from the beach, “he was told. “How will I recognize it?” asked the man. “It’s the one with all the broken windows. “came the reply. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
George told the waitress his steak was bad. She picked it up, slapped it,threw it back down and said, “If it gives you any more trouble, let me know. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. He … Read more
A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. “Sounds great, “said the health-conscious boy and ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container. “Wait a minute, “the boy said. “Those don’t … Read more
Say,Calvin, “a man said to his friend, “how do you like your new job?” “It’s the worst job I have ever had. ““How long have you been there?” asked his buddy. “About three months. “Said Calvin. “Why don’t you quit?” said his friend. “No way. This is the first time in 25 years that I … Read more
A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, “Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do whatever I want?” The father answered immediately, “I don’t know. Nobody has lived that long yet. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Susan and Martha meet at the market and exchange news. Susan said: “My husband was named Man of the Year. “ Martha replied: “Well that shows you what kind of a year it’s been. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.