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A man was feeling terribly out of sorts and decided to go to the doctor so he made an appointment and showed up the next day. After the doctor examined the man,he invited him into his office for the consultation. The doctor came into the room with three different bottles of pills. The doctor told … Read more
“Doctor, Doctor, You’ve got to help me – I just can’t stop my hands shaking!” “Do you drink a lot?” “Not really – I usually spill most of it!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. “You know, love” she says, “I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is wrinkled, and my body isn’t what it used to be. “ … Read more
The guy sitting next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend!” He said, “Why? Is she a stunner?” I said, “No, she’s an optician!” This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. “I’ve been insulted, “she sobbed. “Your mother insulted me. “ “My mother!” he exclaimed. “Did she call you?” “No, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it. “ He looked stern, “I see, and where does the … Read more
A surgeon was checking on a patient who had a hernia operation three days before. The doctor asked the man why he had not gotten out of bed. “I hurt, “the man said. “You don’t know how it feels. “ “I know exactly how it feels, “the doctor said. “I had the same procedure last … Read more
Husband: “I want to tattoo your name on me. What do you think, shall I do it on my arm or neck?” Wife: “How about on your will?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Patient: “I’m in a hospital! Why am I here?” Doctor: “You’ve had an accident involving a bus. “ Patient: “What happened?” Doctor: “Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?” Patient: “Give me the bad news first. “ Doctor: “Your legs were injured so badly that … Read more
A doctor told his patient after reviewing his x-rays he needed surgery costing $5000. 00. The patient said he only had $500. 00 and what could be done. The doctor said, “Well, I can always touch-up your x-rays. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.