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An elderly lady, who lived on the third floor of a boarding house, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. Several months later, the doctor took off the cast. “Can I climb stairs now?” asked the little old lady. “Yes, “he replied. “Thank … Read more
The Doctor told Frank to avoid any unnecessary stress… To comply, Frank did not open his bill. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An elderly couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the Senior Special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1. 99. “Sounds good, “the woman said. “But I don’t want the eggs. “ “Then I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering a la carte, “the waitress … Read more
Doctor: “You need new glasses. “ Patient: “How do you know? I haven’t told you what’s wrong with me yet. “ Doctor: “I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three seniors are out for a stroll. One of them remarks, “It’s windy. “ Another replies, “No way. It’s Thursday. “ The last one says, “Me too. Let’s have a soda. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Peter was talking to his younger neighbor “There are advantages to being over the age of seventy… First, there is nothing left to learn the hard way. Second, things you buy now won’t wear out. Third, you can eat supper at 4 pm. Fourth, you can live without sex but not your glasses. Fifth, your … Read more
An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady. He asked a nearby trainer, “What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?” The trainer looked him up and down and said, “I would try the ATM in the lobby. This joke is included in the … Read more
Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem. “ Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?” Doctor: “Every two hours. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Doctor: “I see you’re over a month late for your appointment. Don’t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What’s your excuse?” Patient: “I was just following your orders, Doc. “ Doctor: “Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order. “ Patient: “You told me to … Read more
An elderly man went to his friend’s house to have a little chit chat. Then, he told his friend, “I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith. “ His friend then asked, “So what’s the name of the other leg?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more