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A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said: “Waiter! Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!” “Please don’t speak so loudly, sir, “said the waiter, “or everyone will want one. “ This joke … Read more
A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. The guy says, “No, ma’am. “ She says, “Well, do you have any dates?” And he says, “Ma’am, if I don’t have nuts, do you really expect me to have dates?” This joke is included in the Black … Read more
Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as Aircraft mechanics in Melbourne. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Dave said, “Man, I wish we had something to drink!” Jim says, “Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet … Read more
A professor was walking along a very narrow street when he came face to face with a rival professor. The street was too narrow for two to pass. The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, said haughtily: “I never make way for fools!” Smiling, the professor stepped aside and said: “I always do. … Read more
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. “What’s that big brass gong for?” one of the guests asked. “Why, that’s the talking clock, “the man replied. “How does it work?” “Watch”, the man said, giving … Read more
Doctor: “What seems to be your problem?” Patient: “When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour. “ Doctor: “Try getting up one hour later. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two Antartians were flying from New York to Miami. Twenty minutes into the flight, the Captain announces, “One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don’t worry, we have three engines left. “ Forty minutes later, the Captain announces, “One more engine has failed and the flight will … Read more
On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight. . Then, forgetting to turn off the … Read more
A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off all 10 fingers. He rushes to the emergency room. The doctor says, “Give me the fingers and I’ll see what I can do. “ “But I don’t have the fingers!” “Why didn’t you bring the fingers?!” asks the incredulous doctor. “Doc, I couldn’t pick them … Read more