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A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, “What was that for?” She says, “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with ‘Betty Sue’ written on it. “ He says, “Jeez, honey, remember … Read more
A man comes home alone from work. Suddenly he hears this voice saying: “Now it’s time to quit your job, sell your house, take your money and go to Las Vegas. “ He doesn’t pay much attention to it but after a week hearing the same voice, he thinks ok! He quits his job, sells … Read more
Wife: “Whatcha doing?” Husband: “Nothing. “ Wife: “You did that yesterday. “ Husband: “I wasn’t finished. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
As a man serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the saleswoman let him know that the store was having a 20 percent off sale. “I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something, “she suggested. “I don’t have a girlfriend, “he answered. “No girlfriend? Why not?” “My wife won’t … Read more
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I’ll see … Read more
A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severely bleeding. The officer asked, “Can you describe the person who did this to you?” The Irishman replied, “That’s what I was doing when he hit me. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
While he was spending time with one of his best friends, Jake received a text message. His girlfriend texted him and asked him if he would like to spend the weekend watching football games, eating chicken wings, and drinking beer. This excited Jake, because he thought he had already found the perfect mate, so he … Read more
An archaeologist in Egypt was taking a walk in the town square one morning. He had to get back to the hotel for a meeting but had forgotten his wristwatch. He was walking by an old man sitting on a low stool by his camel and asked if he knew the time. The old man … Read more
A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks, “she says. He’s never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell… They’re going at it for a couple minutes when all of a sudden a light flashes on them-it’s a police officer. “What’s … Read more