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The new office-boy came into his boss’s office and said, “I think you’re wanted on the phone, Sir. “ “What do you mean, you think?” demanded the boss. “Well, Sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said “Is that you, you old fool?” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful, “he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going … Read more
A man has five children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife, “Mother of Five” in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home and wants to find out if his … Read more
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever … Read more
Two old friends were chatting. One said to the other, “My 85th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me an SUV. “ Other guy responded, “Wow, that’s amazing! Imagine that, an SUV… What a great gift!” “Yup! Socks, Underwear, and Viagra!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A wee guy was sitting at a bar staring at his drink for ages. Suddenly, a big biker came along, snatched his glass, guzzled down the contents and laughed, “Hah! So what are you gonna do about that, little man?” “Nothing, “sighed the little guy despondently. “You see, today has been the worst day of … Read more
The other day, Nancy and Herbert got into some petty argument but neither of them would admit the possibility that we might be in error. To her credit, Nancy finally said, “Look. I’ll tell you what. I’ll admit I’m wrong if you admit I was right. “ “Ok. Fine. “Herbert said. She took a deep … Read more
Charlie joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day a gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and he immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: “Sir, did you call for me?” Charlie replies “No, what do you mean?” She says: “You must be … Read more
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going, and she replied, “I’m going to Las Vegas. “ He questioned her as to why and she told him, “I just found out that I can make … Read more
A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what’s wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, “I’m in love with a twenty-two-year-old woman. “ “What’s wrong with that?” asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, “You don’t understand, every … Read more