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Isaac and his friend Adam, who’s looking a little depressed, are at a synagogue talking. … “Adam, I’ve seen you feeling a little down over the past few times. Is everything alright?” asks Isaac. “My son is getting married next week” says Adam. … “But Adam, many of our congregants’ sons are getting married. That’s … Read more
A man 75 years of age married a young lady. A year later he carried her to the hospital, and she had a baby. The nurse said to the man: “At your age, how do you do that?” The man answered, “You just have to keep the motor running. “ Another year passes, and the … Read more
Mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the bus, to tell the driver he is 4 years old when asked because he will ride for free. As they get into the bus the driver asks Johnny how old he was. “I am 4 years old, “says little Johnny. “And when will you be six … Read more
A father was explaining to his son about the sex. “There are three types of sex in a marriage. The first one is Kitchen Sex. This is when you are newlyweds, and you’re still having fun, so you do it anywhere, anytime – but mostly the kitchen. The second type is Bedroom Sex. This is … Read more
A man to a friend: ‘My wife’s a peach.’ Friend: ‘Because she’s so soft and juicy?’ Man: ‘No, because she has a heart of stone.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Since a week Tony’s wife was just standing there sadly looking through the window. “I should probably go let her in. “thought Tony. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Man walks into a shrink’s office. Psychiatrist:”I know exactly why you are here. You suffer from an addiction to internet porn, and you masturbate constantly. “ Patient:”That’s amazing”! “How can you tell all that without even asking me one question?” Psychiatrist:”I saw the wedding ring on your finger. “ This joke is included in the … Read more
Once there was a sperm named Stanley. When all the other sperm were just swimming around, Stanley was doing sprints and lifting weights. One day, a sperm asked him why he was always exercising. “You see, “said Stanley, “when the time comes, I’m gonna be first, you’ll see. “The other sperm did not believe him. … Read more
Claire, after retiring from a busy life in business, travels around the country visiting antique shops trying to find bargains. One day she goes to an antique shop, where she speaks to Victoria, the shop’s owner, “When I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a … Read more
A man visited a fortune teller because he wanted to know his future. The fortune teller has taken a look at him from his head to his toes and has said: “You will not be rich because you have a very small ass and with such an ass it is not possible to sit on … Read more