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A young man and woman got married. At the time of their marriage, the husband noticed his wife carried a decently sized metal box and shoved it up at the top of their closet. Curious as he was, the wife told him to never look in it no matter what the circumstances. Over the years, … Read more
Bob: “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. “ Daniel: “Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Husband: “Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” Wife: “Because I married the wrong man!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A newspaper editor announces that there’s enough money in the budget to install a newsroom chandelier. The reporters huddle and send a spokesman to say they’re against it. “Against it? Why?” the editor asks. “First, “the reporter says, “No one on the staff can spell ‘chandelier’ well enough to put it on an order form. … Read more
There are three women – one is dating, one is engaged, and one is married. They decide to get kinky with their men and really pull out all the stops to make it extra special. The woman who is dating says, “Okay, so I bought black leather, red lipstick, fishnet stockings, and really got crazy. … Read more
With the circus in town, a local man is very excited to see the magic show and rushes down to the big top. He reaches the gates just as the circus is closing for the day but manages to buy a ticket and hurriedly runs into the tent. “Where’s the magic show?”, he breathlessly asks … Read more
Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angrily “Who’s the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?” A big cowboy sidles up to him and says “I did… Do you want to complain to me?” “No, “says the little guy “just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!” This joke is included … Read more
An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Some time later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle’s butt and asks, “How high up are we?” “About 2,000 feet, “the eagle replies. The mouse replies, “You ain’t shittin’ me, are you?” This joke is included … Read more
A blonde reported for her university final examination,which consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for ten minutes and then, takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes for heads, and no for tails. Within … Read more
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was: “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife reply’s:”Perform the fucking autopsy!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.