Sized Metal Box

A young man and woman got married. At the time of their marriage, the husband noticed his wife carried a decently sized metal box and shoved it up at the top of their closet. Curious as he was, the wife told him to never look in it no matter what the circumstances. Over the years, … Read more

Chandelier’ Well Enough

A newspaper editor announces that there’s enough money in the budget to install a newsroom chandelier. The reporters huddle and send a spokesman to say they’re against it. “Against it? Why?” the editor asks. “First, “the reporter says, “No one on the staff can spell ‘chandelier’ well enough to put it on an order form. … Read more

Eagle Swoops Down

An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Some time later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle’s butt and asks, “How high up are we?” “About 2,000 feet, “the eagle replies. The mouse replies, “You ain’t shittin’ me, are you?” This joke is included … Read more