Rectal Thermometer
Patient: “What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?” Doctor: “The taste. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jokes
Browse a highly curated database of jokes designed to optimize your daily dopamine metrics. From efficient dad jokes to complex narrative punchlines, these text assets are guaranteed to lower your productivity, increase your morale, and provide a measurable return on engagement.
Twenty Bucks Please
A man went to visit his doctor. “Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?” the man pleads. The doctor rolls up the man’s sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. “Hello, Doctor, says the arm. “Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I’m desperate!” “Aha!” says the doctor, “I see the … Read more
Coffin Crashes
Two men were loading up a hearse with a coffin on a steep incline. After they loaded the cargo, they both get into the vehicle. As they start to pull away, the back door swings wide open and the coffin crashes to the ground and starts sliding down the incline, across the intersection, into the … Read more
Grave Digger
Two girlfriends were talking to each other about relationships. “I put an ad in one of those singles websites looking for a boyfriend. “ “What kind of guy did you say you were looking for?” “I wanted an ambitious guy who likes to dig in to get the job done and is really down to … Read more
Medical Reasons
Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons. “ Boy: “Really?” Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Problem Jimmy
While Jimmy was out for dinner with his girlfriend, she started one of those “let’s be honest with each other” conversations women are good at. “I want us to be totally honest with each other, “she said. “I really wish you would change. “ “No problem!” Jimmy replied. “How about I change into your ex-boyfriend?” … Read more
Job He’s
Rita is complaining to her friends about her husband’s extreme dedication to his new job. You see, Rita’s husband has been jobless for quite a while. She tells her friends, “I appreciate the fact that at last he’s found a new job, but I don’t like him taking his work home and finishing it in … Read more
Allergy Alzheimer’s Least
An old man goes to his doctor. The doctor says “I got some bad news for you. you have an allergy and you have Alzheimer’s. “ And the old man says “At least I don’t have an allergy. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Joke
Patient goes to the Doctor, and the doctor starts looking at him… “Good, good, good…” “Doctor, what’s good?” “Good that I don’t have what you have… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Between Friends
Between friends: “I saw the doctor today about my loss of memory. “ “What did he do?” “He made me pay him in advance. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.