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Old man O’Malley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasn’t paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the widow O’Malley of her old man’s death. He showed up … Read more
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant Josh came back to the table, his plate full for the sixth time. “Josh!” exclaimed his mother. “Doesn’t it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the buffet table six times?” “Not a bit, “said Josh, “I just tell them I’m filling up the plate for you!” This … Read more
A director’s wife hears that her husband has a new secretary. The director comes home and the wife starts putting questions: “Does this new secretary of yours have nice legs?” “I don’t know. “ “What color do her eyes have?” “I didn’t notice… “ “But about dressing, how does she dress?” “Very fast… “ This … Read more
A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?” The businessman replies, “That’s the accountant we’re looking for. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Breaking news: A man was admitted to the hospital today with 23 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, “Just what the hell are you doing?!” “Well, “said the guy, “you see, I’m a chiropractor and I could see that you … Read more
Two doctors opened an office in a small town. They put up a sign reading: “Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology. “ The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to: “Hysterias and Posteriors. “ This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy … Read more
Control tower: “What are your coordinates?” Pilot: “I’m by a cloud that looks like a lion. “ Control tower: “Can you be more specific?” Pilot: “Simba” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A lawyer has just settled down in his new office. So now, he is thinking about what he can do to have clients. After a long time thinking, a man comes into the office. Right away, the lawyer decides to make his new plan take action. So he picks up the phone and says: “Unfortunately, … Read more
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get underway. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the … Read more