Jokes

Browse a highly curated database of jokes designed to optimize your daily dopamine metrics. From efficient dad jokes to complex narrative punchlines, these text assets are guaranteed to lower your productivity, increase your morale, and provide a measurable return on engagement.

Hunt Deer

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A man and woman were on their first date. The woman was trying to make conversation and said, “So I hear you hunt deer. “ The man looked away and turned red. “What’s wrong?” asked the woman. “I’m not used to someone calling me dear on the first date, “ This joke is included in … Read more

Long Oversized Penises

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Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. “How do you account for this?” he asked the brothers. “It’s hereditary, sir, “the older one replied. “I see, “said the doctor, writing in his file. “Your … Read more

Golf Bag

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The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. “Ladies, exercise is good for you, “announced the teacher. Walking is especially … Read more

Place Ben

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Ben was on a train and the woman opposite looked at him and said “Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place… “ Ben asked her, “Are you single?” She replied “No, I’m a dentist. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more

Alligator Johnny He’s

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So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma’s kitchen. “Well now, where’s my bucket and where’s my water?” … Read more

Prime Minister

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The Queen was showing the prime minister around the Royal Stables when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn’t be ignored. “Oh dear, “said the Queen, “How embarrassing. I’m frightfully sorry about that. “ “It’s quite understandable, “said the prime minister, and after a moment added, “as a matter of fact … Read more

Zebco Reel

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A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a store employee standing there with dark shades on. She says, “Excuse me sir… can you tell me anything about this rod … Read more

Responded Gee

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An elderly woman went to her doctor, complaining about not being able to hear out of one ear. The doctor then took his penlight, looked in her ear, then took his tweezers, reached in, and pulled something out. After examining the object for a second, he exclaimed, “Well… it seems you inserted a suppository into … Read more

White Coat Shrugged

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A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She’s laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the operating room, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside, while she goes in to check whether everything … Read more