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Lisa needs brain surgery and figures it’s easier to buy a new brain. She asks the doctor what he has on sale. “Well you’re in luck I have two in stock, a man’s brain for $10000, and a woman’s for $1000. “ Surprised, she asks why the price difference? “Generally women’s brains run cheaper because … Read more
A drunk sitting at a bar observes a very snobby woman participating in a wine tasting contest. She was very good at identifying the wine. At the first taste she says: “Cabernet Sauvignon, 1998” and all the people were amazed. At the 2nd try she answered “Cabernet Sauvignon, 1953” and they were once again amazed. … Read more
A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who’ll predict her future: “Lady, I’m sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future. “ “Don’t tell me things that I already know, tell me if there would be an investigation!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A woman is approaching a small bar. She calls the barkeeper and when he is standing in front of her she asks him in a very seductive way to come nearer. Then she bends over the desk and starts to caress his beard. “Are you the boss of this bar?” she asks and touches his … Read more
A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him, went to her and asked her “Can you please help me? I don’t know what hole I’m on. “ She told him “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 7; you’re on 6. “ He … Read more
Two men work in a mortuary. One says to another, “You should see that woman they brought in today. She’d been in the water for a week. Her clit was like a pickle. “ “Ew!” says the other fellow. “It was green?” “No, it was sour!” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but doesn’t come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so dives in and pulls him out. Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office and says “Edna, I’ve got some good news … Read more
A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel’s elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, “Armani, $100 an ounce. “ On the next floor, an equally beautiful woman steps on and says, “Chanel, $150 an ounce. “ The old lady’s floor approaches and as … Read more
A man takes examinations for the driver’s license for the fourth year in a row. The examiner asks him “So, you’re running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and there’s a cliff on your left. There are two women in your way; one young and the other an old woman. Which … Read more