There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it. The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, … Read more
A man asks his mute friend what he wants in a woman. The mute friend points to his head. His friend says, “Yes, intelligence is important. “ Then, the mute friend rubs his thumb on the palm of his hand. His friend nods and says, “Certainly a woman with money would be nice. “ Then, … Read more
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says “Convert to Christianity, and we’ll give you $100. “ The one says to the other, “should we do it?” The other says “NO! ! Are you crazy?” The first guy replies “Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars… … Read more
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Elderly Man: “Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic. “ Priest: “I do not see anything wrong with that. You helped a poor soul survive the war. “ Elderly Man: “I collected rent from him for every month that he stayed. “ Priest: “That’s not a good thing … Read more
A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. “How much do you want for the mower?” asked the preacher. “I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle, “said the little boy. After a … Read more
Two lovers fall on hard times and decide to rob a bank together. The first lover plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second lover in great detail. The robbery begins. The first lover drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to the other lover, “I want … Read more
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle and decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says “So then, do you come here often?” The man replies “Only when the internet is off” and walks off. This joke … Read more
One day a man was hiking down an old dirt road when he noticed, down an embankment, a man tied naked, face down to a large fallen tree. The hiker ran down to the man, and while removing his backpack asked, “What happened to you?” The tied up man began to tell him, “I picked … Read more
One night, a horny old geezer decides to get himself a hooker. Since the man doesn’t have much money, he looks for the cheapest whore in the nearest Red Light District. A short while later, he finds what he’s looking for and spends $10 for oral sex and intercourse. The next morning, the old geezer … Read more