A priest and a pastor are standing by the side of a road holding up a sign that reads “The end is near! Turn around now before it’s too late!” A passing driver yells, “You guys are nuts!” and speeds past them. From around the curve, they hear screeching tires, then a big splash. The … Read more
A man walks into work with two black eyes. His boss asks what happened. The man says, “I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square … Read more
One Sunday a pastor found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word, “Fool. “ Quietly and with becoming seriousness he shared the letter with the congregation and announced, “I have known many instances of a person writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is … Read more
An old-time pastor was riding furiously down the road, hurrying to get to church on time. Suddenly, his horse stumbled and threw him to the ground. Lying in the dirt, his body wracked with pain, the pastor called out, “All you angels in heaven, help me get up on my horse!” With extraordinary strength, he … Read more
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote ‘Revelation 3:20’ on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When … Read more
Yossi and Janine, an elderly Jewish couple, are sitting together on an aeroplane flying to the Far East. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down in a few minutes. … Read more
In a small town,a homeless man with no relatives had recently passed away. A professional singer was contacted by the priest who asked if she would sing at the funeral. The priest informed her that, since he had no relatives or money, the man would be buried in a paupers grave in the countryside, and … Read more
Three guys talk in a bar. Two discuss how they are king in their castles and how much their wives respect them. The third guy remains quiet. Finally, one guy turns to the quiet guy and asks, “What about you? Do you rule your roost?” “Well, on our honeymoon, I made damn sure my wife … Read more
A woman sadly tells her husband: “We will not be together in heaven as we may die at different times my dear. “ After a pause her husband replied; “My dear that is why the place is known as ‘Heaven’. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. “Reverend, “said the young man, “Sorry about the delay. It … Read more