Tyrone’ s first day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother asks why he replays. “The teacher told us to say our abc’ s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that. “ Mom says “cause u black and they … Read more
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?” “None, “replied Johnny, “cause the rest would fly away. “ “Well, the answer is four, … Read more
A student burst into his professor’s office and said, “Professor Steiner, I don’t believe I deserve this ‘F’ grade that you’ve given me!” To which Professor Steiner replied, “I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Sarah, the teacher, asked her 5th grade history class, “When was Rome built?” and called on Timothy to answer first. “Rome was built at night, “was his answer. “At night?” asked Mrs. Taylor, holding her ruler firmly in her boney-knuckled hands. “How ever did you get such an idea?” “Well, “gulped the student, hoping his … Read more
“What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?” asked the incoming college freshman. The professor replied, “Mechanical engineers design weapons and civil engineers design targets. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Johnny paid his way through college by being a waiter in a restaurant. “What’s the usual tip?” asked a customer. “Well, “said Johnny, “this is my first day, but the other guys said that, if I got five dollars out of you, I’d be doing great. “ “Is that so?” growled the customer. “In that … Read more
A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Bobby, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red. After seeing this, the … Read more
The engineering students conspired to make fun of the professor, Mr. Wilson. They went up to him and said, “Sir, We have invented a device which can help one see through a solid wall. “ Mr. Wilson asked, “Really? What is that?” One student said, “A hole. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
A teacher asked her students what religious objects they had in their homes. One boy answered, “We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it. “ The next little boy said, “We have a brass statue of a man seated with … Read more
A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t excited about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” asks the teacher. “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too, “says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason, “says the teacher. “What if your parents were dumb … Read more