During a Christmas exam, one of the questions was: What causes depression? One of the students wrote: “God knows! I don’t. Merry Christmas!” The exam paper came back with the prof’s notation: “God gets 100. You get zero. Happy New Year. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn’t quite remember it. Finally she went to the pastor’s study and asked for help. The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first two numbers … Read more
Son: “After I graduate college I want to become a sales person because there must be hundreds of different types, which gives me options. “ Dad: “There may be many different types of products but there are only three types of salespeople… The first type will take your commissions and doesn’t care if you know… … Read more
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked. “What’s the problem Carol? I hope it’s not homework again. “ “Well, uh, yes, it is, “replied Carol “I was stupid and made my homework paper into a paper airplane. “ “Carol, you’re right, that wasn’t a very bright thing to do, “said the teacher, “but … Read more
A college professor walked into a bar and said, “Bring me a martinus. “ The bartender smiled and said, “You mean martini?” “If I want more than one, “snapped the professor, “I’ll order them” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He said: “Call for backup. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The three friends were walking home from school. “What shall we do this afternoon?” said one. “I know, “said the second, “let’s spin a coin. If it comes down heads let’s go skating, and if it comes down tails let’s go swimming. “ “And if it comes down on its edge, “said the third, “let’s … Read more
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam, “she says. She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean, “she whispers, “I would do anything… “ He … Read more
Teacher: “What’s the outside layer of a tree called, Tommy?” Tommy: “Don’t Know. “ Teacher: “Bark, Tommy. “ Tommy: “Woof, Woof. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
During a test, the college professor noticed that a married student, who was quite pregnant, kept rubbing her side. After class, before she left, the teacher asked her, “Are you okay? I noticed you were holding onto your side. “ “Oh, I’m fine, “the student answered. “It’s just that my baby was pushing his foot … Read more