A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password. “The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars, “she says. “Those asterisks are to protect you, “the Help Desk technician explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be able to read … Read more
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone, “Get me a coffee, quickly!” The voice from the other side responded, “You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?” “No, “replied … Read more
At a meeting, the corporate manager told a joke. Everyone on the team laughed except one guy. The manager asked him, “Didn’t you understand my joke?” The guy replied, “Oh I understood it, but I resigned yesterday. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A big corporation recently hired several cannibals in the interest of cultural diversity. “You are all part of our team now, “said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees. … Read more
The interviewer examined the job application then turned to the prospective employee. “I see you have put ‘ASAP’ down for the date you are available to start, meaning as soon as possible, of course. However, I see you’ve put ‘AMAP’ down for the required salary. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen that before, what does … Read more
One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels. The crew’s foreman calls the office and tells his supervisor the situation. The supervisor says, “Don’t worry, we’ll send some shovels… just lean on each other until they arrive. “ This joke is included in the … Read more
“I must have the worst job on earth. “ “Why do you say that?” “I work at the circus as a human cannon ball and I get fired every day. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
During an interview, the young lady interviewing for the position was surprised to hear the HR manager say he was looking for someone “to do the work of six men. “ The lady replied: “That’s a shame. I was looking for a full time job. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
Landlord: “I want you to pay your rent. “ Struggling artist: “Let’s discuss this. In a few years people will look up at this miserable studio and say, ‘Harry Jones, the famous artist, use to work here. ‘“ Landlord: “If you don’t pay your rent by tonight, they’ll be able to say it tomorrow. “ … Read more
Freddie wanted to have sex with a girl in his office. But she belonged to someone else… One day, Freddie got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you. “ But the girl said, “NO. “ Freddie said, “I’ll be … Read more