Two blondes wait at a bus stop. A bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver, “Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?” The bus driver says, “No, I’m sorry. “ The other blonde leans inside and asks, “How about me?” This joke is included … Read more
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer. The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable purchasing it. The first nun replied that … Read more
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, “Hey! what are you doing?” The monkey says, “Smoking a joint; come up and have some if you like. “ So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and … Read more
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s car is a total-loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend, “What’s happened to your car?” “Well, “the friend responses, “I ran into a lawyer. “ “OK, “says the man, “that explains the blood… But what about the … Read more
A lawyer walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool. He walks up to her and says, “Hi there, how’s it going tonight?” She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, “I’ll screw anybody at any time, anywhere – your place or my place, … Read more
John’s boss came to him, “Where the hell have you been? I’ve been trying to find you all morning!” John shrugged and said, “Good employees are hard to find!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man was in a terrible accident, and his ‘manhood’ was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn’t cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for ‘small,$6,500 for ‘medium, … Read more
A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up. “Sorry, I’m a little behind. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept their promise. They set off from the pier with their uncle all stitched up in a burial … Read more
An elderly man went t o his doctor and said: “Doc, I think I’m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up. “ “That’s not senility, “replied the doctor. “Senility is when you forget to zip down. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more