Eat Humans

A mother shark is teaching her young how to eat humans. “First, you go straight at them and then you circle them. You go straight at them again and circle them again. Finally, you go straight at them and then you eat them” “But, mom, why can’t I just eat them the first time around?” … Read more

Bag Well

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag. “ … Read more

Days Herman Yeah

Two prisoners are talking about their crimes: George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years” Herman: “Hmm. I killed a man, and I’m here for 3 days” George: “*What? I rob a bank and get 20 years; you kill a man and get 3 days???” Herman: “Yeah, the man was a lawyer. … Read more

Rabbit Eat Vegetables

The judge: “Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association?” The inculpated: “Why did the rabbit eat vegetables from my garden, without being a family member?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Blake Shouted

Blake looked out of his window and saw a group of people gathering around a bloke who came off his motorbike, so he frantically rushed over. “Out of the way!” Blake shouted, as he pushed through the crowd. “Are you a doctor?” one woman screamed. “No, “Blake replied, “The bastard was delivering my pizza. “ … Read more

Yesterday’s Dinner

A homeless guy knocked on a house’s door and after a while a man opened it. “Excuse me, do you have any spare food?” “Yeah. Do you mind if it’s yesterday’s dinner?”-asked the homeowner. “Not at all. “-said the homeless guy “Come back tomorrow then. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more

Wish Rich

“I’m a genie and will grant 3 wishes – what is your 1st?” “I want to be rich!” “What is your 2nd wish, Rich?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Easy Employees

One company owner asks another: “Tell me, Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the mornings?” Bill replies: “Easy. 30 employees and 20 parking spaces. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Sorry Harry Stop

On a train: “Madam, could you please tell your son to stop imitating me, it’s very annoying!” “I’m so sorry… Harry! Stop acting stupid!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Recovery Trip Huh

“Is your boss there?” “No, he left on a trip. “ “A recovery trip, huh?” “I don’t think so… He took his wife with him!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.