Dog Poop

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Son comes home and yells: “Moooooooom! ! ! !” Mother shouts from the first floor: “If you want something, come up and tell me properly. I’m sick of your hollering. “ Son goes up and says: “Look, I stepped in dog poop. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more

Guitar Chased Steve

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What a strange day for Steve today! First, he found a hat full of money. Then he was chased by an angry man with a guitar… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Safe Vault

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The cleaning lady comes to the bank manager… “Can you please give me the key to the safe vault?” “What?! What for?” “It’s always so time consuming to have to use my hairpin in order to clean it!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Neighbor Bob

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“Mom, for some time I’ve had a relationship with our neighbor, Bob. “ “Bob, he could be your father… “ “But, mom, age is only a number. “ “Oh dear, that is not what I meant … “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Name John Michael

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“Does she have a boyfriend?” “Yes, a rich, cute and clever one. “ “What’s the name?” “John, Michael and Bill. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Disco Fart Cute

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At a disco: He: “Wow, what’s a cute girl like you doing in a corner all alone?” She: “I had to fart. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Chess Player Lookup

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A guy runs with a machine gun into his wife’s chess club and yells: “Which of you nerdy scabs slept with my wife?”. A chess player lookup: “You know man, I don’t think your magazine will be enough. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Math Teacher

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Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?” Student: “Certainly a drinking problem, Madam. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.